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crecelius

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2011-02-08 0-27-29-

Hey Baby wanna fuck!?!? Does any woman fall for this line? We've got a couple Postings in CE and we get a bunch of 1 Line responses for stupid horny guys say: "Hey baby lets fuck", "Get back to me for great sex", "Nice tits let me suck them" or "Garunteed to make you cum!" Ladies... please tell me there isn't anyone desperate enough to say YES to this BS?!?!? GUYS... are you really that fucking stupid to think that someone will jump into bed with you if the only effort you put into your First Impression is a pathetic 1 line sorry ass excuse for a pick up line???? Ranting here and I do appologize for it but is this really how bad things are out there in the Dating world today???
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2011-02-10 2-55-12-

Not just no, but hellz to the NO! That cracks me up everytime!
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i am grateful for guys like that it makes me appreciate guys that aren't and it crosses them off the list right away it's sad but yes some women fall for that crap fng esp with little or no self=worth I know a guy that defined foreplay as a girl giving him head before he fucks her I so laughed at him, right in his face. it's a pity they breed,imho
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Thats the way my man is... I guess that's why I turn to girls for the intimate parts of a relationship. We are alot more giving!
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    2011-02-19 14-23-56

    well it must wwork for you or you wouldn't stay with him if it were me, i would leave if i can't get even decent vanilla sex, why would i stay? to me, it's way too important for the health of a relationship and not all women are like that i have lesbian friends that complain abut the very same things...
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    2012-01-03 0-39-31-

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