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2011-02-08 4-31-06-

Stupid stuff you thought as a kid? There had been a huge flood in TN about the same time as the Watergate hearings which came on TV at what was late at night in my world. I thought the Watergate hearings were about the flood. Ice was made in those aluminum trays with the pull up handle, you would rinse the trays with hot water to make more uniform cubes... so I thought you could only make ice cubes from hot water. D'uh!
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2011-02-10 10-41-50

My dad watched the evening news every night, and there were always updates on the talks to end the Vietnam war. Well, I always heard "cease-fire" and thought they were saying "sea-spire" and wondered why there was so much talk over spires rising out of the sea. And, as you might imagine, "guerrilla war" left me all kinds of confused. I was very literal-minded as a kid.
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    2011-02-10 16-37-51

    not what I thought but what I did We lived near a huge hill with boarded up school. I would ride my bike with NO brakes down this steep hill. Would fly across the street at bottom. Don't know to this day how I didn't die.
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    2011-02-12 3-02-37-

    Did Cover myself completely with paint to which sent me to a hospital and there they used turpentine. Age five?
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    2011-02-13 7-09-24-

    I believed my grandfather when he told me that I could catch a bird by sprinkling salt on its tail feathers. I spent hours on my belly in the backyard clutching my grandmother's salt shaker while I tried to creep up on the birds. This went on for weeks! I'm sure my grandfather thought it was hilarious.
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    2011-03-19 23-10-29

    ape grandparents When saying prayers at night always used to ask god to bless my family--parents, siblings,grandmothers...one night decided to include my great-grandparents. Hesitated for a moment, then said, "Nah, forget them, they were probably apes." I must've just learned about evolution in pre-k. My mother still loves to tell the story.
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    2011-05-14 11-33-25

    stupid stuff said I have always thought a lot and asked a lot of questions... so I probably thought fewer stupid things and instead asked more crazy questions. I remember being in the car once as a kid and a big rig in front of us took the whole lane to the point cars next to it was scary close. I asked my mom who decided how wide traffic lanes should be. That is but example of what was probably a maddening experience raising me. On the other hand, I have always had trouble having things come out my mouth the way they appear in my brain (or not). I remember specifiy thinking "Protestant" in a conversation in grade school, but what came out of my mouth was "prostitute". I was the butt of many a joke for weeks after that. Ah well.
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    2011-08-26 3-59-44-

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    2012-01-07 17-51-13

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    2012-09-07 8-29-52-

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    2012-09-16 22-25-26

    I thought that the rooms in the house were ed "the Living Room" and "the Dying Room." Made formal dinners very nervewracking for me, as you can imagine.
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    2012-11-05 14-13-38

    I believed in a small furry woodland creature ed an "Apple twitcher". My grandfather use to tell my brother and I stories about this small woodland creature who could only been seen in the summertime during a full moon and its favorite snack was apples. I can't say for sure how many times my brother and I would gather our flashlights and apples and go in search of this mysterious creature but it was quite a few times before we caught on that such things do not exist! Now the stories are a cute joke between the nieces and nephews and this auntie. As I had them all out hunting for themsummer night during a full moon. They wanted to know if apple twitchers are in hawaii...and I always reply "Yes, but without the fur coats".:)
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    I believed in the tree people They were the faces formed by openings in the leaves on the trees. I couldn't sleep all that summer because of the tree people. I didn't dare tell anyone because my brother and my sister would have told the world and I knew what that would do...
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